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When Disney reacted to the anti-gay legislation by suspending all political donations, the state rescinded Disney's autonomous special tax district. Not that there's anything wrong with that.įlorida's Morality Police even canceled Tinkerbell. The law will also will keep kids from discovering that if you chant the name “Liberace” three times while clicking your ruby slippers, you'll automatically become gay or an interior decorator or both, but let's face it, if you're wearing ruby slippers, that ship's probably sailed, anyway. Everyone knows that the mere mention of such things will, in the immortal words of Alex Jones, It would just upset the kids.įlorida grade school students are now protected from LGBTQ and other letters of the alphabet, thanks to legislation that prohibits the discussion of gender and sexual orientation. It may have originated in Egypt, but even if it didn't, don't bother researching it. Stay in your lane, alphabet! And the alphabet is as un-American as math. My distrust of math began when the alphabet got involved. Anyway, too much math only leads to disillusioned youngsters thinking that 8 million more people voted for Joe Biden or that the ramifications of slavery reverberate today. You could look it up if Florida hasn't already burned the encyclopedias. The offending problems probably went something like this: How many times can a cop shoot a fleeing black suspect in the back before it's no longer considered self-defense?
It turns out that math has an agenda, and Florida, defender of all that is straight and Caucasian, just banned 42 “woke” math textbooks for incorporating critical race theory into the subject. Florida Republicans have saved impressionable students from being indoctrinated by math.